Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs (Jane Jameson, Book 1)
by Molly Harper
Synopsis: "
Hysterical laughs are the hallmark of this enchanting paranormal debut. Unceremoniously fired from her job as Half Moon Hollow's children's librarian, Jane Jameson drowns her sorrows with a handsome stranger, vampire Gabriel Nightengale. When Jane is accidentally shot, Gabriel saves her life by turning her undead. As Jane starts to get used to chatting with her dead aunt, finding creative ways to dodge her mother's nosy questions and enjoying the chemistry with Gabriel, she's brought up short by being named a suspect in a recent vampire murder. Jane's snarky first-person narrative is as charming as it is hilarious, retaining enough humanity to connect instantly with readers. Harper keeps the quips coming without overdoing the sarcasm, and her take on vampire lore will intrigue and entertain even the most jaded paranormal fan." (From
Amazon.com)
My Opinion: I truly
LIKED this book. You'll tell me "Oh it's just another vampire story" but actually it's not. Ok, the main character is a vampire but this story has nothing to do with the
Twilight,
Anita Blake etc. kind of books. It's just the story of a woman trying to live her undead life, getting used to a new lifestyle and having to deal with new troubles like getting a job, telling her parents, finding who's stalking her... yeah, the usual XD.
The major point of this novel is its
humour. Between Jane and her sarcasms, the ghostly Aunt Jettie and her childish tricks, the human Zeb and his experiments on Jane, etc. it's a great novel to anyone needing a good laugh. I particularly liked the excerpts from "
The Guide for the Newly Undead" that start every chapter, some are pretty funny. Let me give you an example or two:
"
New vampires are discouraged from trying to return to their normal human routines. Especially if those routines include tanning or working as a fireman. Your day will not end well" (Chapter 6, p91).
"
When you encounter unpleasantness from the human population, try to keep in mind that you will be able to dance on their graves long after they're dead. It's a cheering thought." (Chapter 15, p240)
I find this idea of a guide for all the new vampires pretty funny and interesting. It's the first time I hear about a guide book for vampires in a novel XD.
Now let me mention what were
the bad points of this novel:
1)
Jane. Don't get me wrong, Jane is a nice character. She's smart and funny but she's also a coward who doesn't dare tell her parents that's she's a vampire or confront her old employer... at 27 years old :s. Moreover, she barely dares getting into town because she's afraid people will discover her new condition and tell her mama... it is a small town where everybody knows everybody.
Oh yes, I didn't mention it before but in those books, human beings do know about the vampires but they are not always friendly towards their bloodsucker neighbors despite the existence of synthetic blood which allows the undeads to live without hurting humans.
Moreover, even though someone was definitely messing with her and trying to frame her for murder, she didn't try to find who it was and why they were doing that. She didn't do anything, hoping it was just a bad joke and they would get tired of it. Duh, you may be smart but you're also a moron, Jane. A few times, I wanted to tell her to grow some balls (yeah even though she's female).
Despite that, I can't hate her, she does have her good moments XD
2)
Lack of action. That's also what makes it different from your usual "bit-lit', there's a serious lack of action.
If you read the second synopsis I posted above, you'll have noticed the reference to
Stephanie Plum. I did think of Stephanie when I started this book but it didn't last long.
Janet Evanovich's novels (you can find the review
HERE) have much more action and humour. Moreover, even though Stephanie can be a coward, it's more understandable as she always ends up getting shot or having to fight... and she's human, mind you.
Because of this lack, this book isn't a page-turner. It's a shame because it could have been much more interesting.
3)
Lack of romance. If you planned on trying the book for the romance, don't. I don't really mind it as I can do without, the few romantic scenes between Jane & Gabriel were enough and enjoyable for me. It makes me want to see what'll happen to them but I can understand some people found it was a terrible miss.
To summarize: Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs is a light, funny and nice read despite its flaws. Some characters are pretty enjoyable and the last half of the novel is quite entertaining. In my opinion, this series (there are 3 books) does appear as a breath of fresh air in a saturated genre thanks to its humor and lack of "have to save the world/people from the villains" kind of plot.
I'm off to buy the other 2 books XD